Turd Burglar Tee
Lock your bathrooms. Hide your toilet paper. The Turd Burglar is on the loose. With a striped shirt, ski mask, and a getaway roll, this little criminal is out here swiping TP and stealing the spotlight. Whether you’re the sneaky type or enjoy a good old-fashioned poop joke, this tee is a total steal.
Why You’ll Love It:
• For mischief makers, pranksters, and proud public restroom avoiders
• Super soft fabric perfect for pulling heists… or just pulling up to Taco Bell
• Makes a hilarious gift for that one friend who always clogs the toilet (you know the one)
• Warning: May cause side-eyes in public. Worth it.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Poop with Personality
- Email: contact@support.poopwithpersonality.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Turd Burglar Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|