




Taking a Crapcation Tee
When life stinks, book yourself a one-way ticket to “Don’t Care Island.” This chill poop is living its best life — shades on, floaty ready, and beverage firmly in hand. Whether you’re escaping your responsibilities or just mentally checked out, this shirt says it all: “I’m on a crapcation. Please don’t disturb.”
Why You’ll Love It:
• Peak vacation vibes, minimum adulting required
• Super comfy, breathable fabric perfect for lounging, floating, or pretending to be productive
• A hilarious gift for travellers, burnout survivors, or anyone overdue for a meltdown
• Warning: May inspire you actually to book that getaway… or at least threaten to
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Poop with Personality
- Email: contact@support.poopwithpersonality.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Taking a Crapcation Tee Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|