Crap’s About to Get Real Tee
Life comes at you fast — sometimes faster than your legs, plans, or backup plungers can handle. Featuring a panicked poop sprinting for survival, this tee is for those moments when you know chaos is coming… and all you can do is RUN. Perfect for anyone who lives life one panic at a time.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Peak “fight, flight, or poop yourself” energy
• Super soft, lightweight fabric — perfect for sprinting away from your problems
• A hilarious gift for drama magnets, last-minute heroes, and professional sh*tshow navigators
• Guaranteed to get laughs, side-eyes, and maybe some emergency sidekick applications
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Poop with Personality
- Email: contact@support.poopwithpersonality.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Crap’s About to Get Real Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
