Crap Happens Before Coffee Tee
If you’ve ever woken up, stubbed your toe, spilt your hopes and dreams, and still had to fake being a functioning human before your first sip of coffee — congratulations, you’re one of us. Featuring the ultimate exhausted poop in pajamas, this shirt is a wearable warning sign for mornings (and anyone foolish enough to talk to you during them).
Why You’ll Love It:
• Maximum “don’t talk to me yet” energy
• Super soft fabric for surviving pre-caffeine disasters
• Perfect gift for coffee addicts, morning monsters, and professional grumblers
• Bonus: You don’t even have to explain your bad mood — your shirt does it for you
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Poop with Personality
- Email: contact@support.poopwithpersonality.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Crap Happens Before Coffee Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
